no joking!

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SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA,
WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA,
SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA,
TOH PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA RAHA HAI!!

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Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.

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CIRCUIT:Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi
jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI:Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT:Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI:Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT:Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so that you can die rich.
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.

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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.

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Morning News
Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain.
Kindly tell them ur age.

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Sorry to inform u that u have a brain problem.
Your brain has 2 parts: Left and Right.
The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it.

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