The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".
U don't "disconnect" a phone, U simply "hang-up".
U never "mess-up" things, U only "screw them up".
U never have a "residence" Tel. No., U have a "home" no.
U don't stop at the "signals", but halt at the "lights".
U don't "accelerate", U "step on the gas".
Your tire never "punctures", U may have a "flat".
The trains have "coaches" or "boggies' no more but "carriages" or "boxes".
There R no "petrol pumps", but "gas stations".
"I don't know nothing", 2 negatives don't make a positive here.
U no longer meet a "wonderful" person, U meet a "cool" guy
U don't pull the switch down to light a bulb, rather flick it up.
There's no "Business Area" only "business districts", and no
"districts" but "counties".
No one stays "a stone's throw away", might" a few blocks away".
There's no "Town Side", it's "Down Town".
In hotel U no longer ask for "bill" and pay by "cheque", rather ask
for "check" and pay with (Dollar) "bill's".
There R no "soft drinks", only "sodas".
Life's no longer "miserable", it "stinks".
U don't have a "great" time, U have a "ball".
U don't "sweat it out", U "work U'r butt off".
Never "post" a letter, always "mail" it and "glue" the stamps, don't
"stick" them.
U no longer live in "flats" or "blocks", but an "apartment".
U no longer "like" something, U "appreciate" it.
U R not "deaf", U have "impaired hearing".
U R not "lunatic", U are just "mentally challenged".
U R not "disgusting", U R "sick".
U can't get "surprised", U get "zapped".
U don't "schedule" a meeting, U "skejule" it.
U never "joke", U just "kid".
U never "increase" the pressure, U always "crank" it up.
U never ask for a pencil "rubber" U ask for an eraser. A rubber is a condom
U don't try to find a lift U find an elevator.
U don't ask somebody "How r u ?", U say "What's up dude ?"
U never go to see a game, U go to watch a game.
There's no "zero" but "O", no "Z" but "zee".
There's no FULL STOP after a statement, there's a PERIOD.
If someone gets angry at U, U get "flamed".
You don't say "How do you do", you say "How you doin"
In short U don't speak English, U speak American.
Well u don't say life is boring, u say LIFE SUCKS !!!!!
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