Monday, October 4, 2010

Kids Stuff!!


got a mail, just sharing with u guys


Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala

Objective:

To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)


Education:

- B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994 
- M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA) , August 1996. 
Thesis:

'On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts' 
Coursework:

Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design
Work Experience
:

- Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991

- Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project

- Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent No. 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:

Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987 - July1990

- Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings

- Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

Honors and Achievements:

- Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)

- Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter

- Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar and U.P.

- Strong hold on Govt. and NGOs.

- Specialized in extortion, illegal construction business and fake academic degree supply.


References:

- Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai

- anyone interested in giving me a job must ensure that i get 1C for tiny works and 4C for major duties 

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