Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Celebs sex faces

Celebrity photos, if cropped carefully, can often result in some hilarious sex faces.

#1 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Miley Cyrus.(see her gallery) “I said I want to call YOOUUU Daddy!”


#2 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Lindsay Lohan. “Pop my f.r.e.c.k.le.”

#3 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Hillary Clinton: “Don’t you EVER call me Monica again!”


#4 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
John Mayer. “Your body might be a wonderland, but my mouth is a magic kingdom.”


#5 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Jon Gosselin.



#6 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Kristen Stewart. (view her Gallery) “Well that left a bad taste in my mouth.


#7 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Kate Gosselin. Is that a bottle of lube?
Really? I mean, really? You had 8 children. I think you’ll be fine.




#8 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Kristin Davis. “Sex and the City… in MY MOUTH.”



#9 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Heidi Montag. “So am I still technically a virgin?”

#10 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Kanye West. “Imma finish with the best orgasm of ALL TIME.
(Don’t care what you do).”



#11 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Katy Perry. Insert girl lips here.


#12 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Joan Rivers. Um, is that necrophilia?

#13 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Taylor Lautner. We have it on good authority that this is what Taylor Lautner does right at the end of sex.

#14 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Paris Hilton. Actually, this is just a normal photo.
Sorry!!!

#15 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Khloe Kardashian. “Lamar, those are my ****s not basketballs!”

#16 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Justin Timberlake. “I can’t control it. My eyes cross and I poop my pants.”

#17 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Carrie Prejean (former Miss California). “I only do it with the camera rolling.”

#18 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Kristen Bell. “I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. Yay!”

#19 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Robert Pattinson. “Ahhh yeah, I’ll give you a vampire bite… on your LADY PARTS!!”




#20 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Pam Anderson. This might actually be a photo of Pam having sex, we’re not sure.

#21 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Shia Labeouf. His mom made him do it.


#22 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
George Clooney. “Who wants a mustache ride?”

#23 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Amy Winehouse. “I’m a lady, show me some respect.”

#24 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
John McCain. Ew, where’s that thumb been?!


#25 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Gisele Bündchen. Note to Gisele: Tom doesn’t like teeth. They hurt.

#26 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Dax Shepard. “ROAR! Call me King Kong!”



#27 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Anne Hathaway. You know you’re doing something special when she motor-boats her lips and rolls her eyes.

#28 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Tiger Woods. We’re guessing he’s not thinking about his wife.


#29 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Mandy Moore. “I’m cravin’ for you, I’m missin’ you like candy.”


#30 – Top 30 Celeb Sex Faces
Cameron Diaz. “That’s the spot.”






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