Friday, June 24, 2011

Hungry for HE-MEN!

Women still complain that there is a double standard when it comes to males and females dating. Men who run through multiple women are celebrated as players, while women who date a lot are regarded as sluts. But things seem to be changing. Many of the biggest names in Hollywood toss men aside like last night’s bones, and they’re still well-regarded in the public eye. The following ladies are not famous because they sleep around or for their relationship drama. They’re famous for being stars. But they also don’t let their fame get in the way of getting whatever or whomever they want.

Lindsay Lohan

Her Meals: Aaron Carter, Wilmer Valderrama, Shaun White, James Blunt

What can we say here that hasn’t already been said about America’s biggest party girl and train wreck? Well, no matter how many mug shots and tabloid covers Lohan makes, the guys keep coming. Even her conversion to lesbianism with Samantha Ronson hasn’t stopped her from ripping through man meat.

Chelsea Handler

Her Meals: Comcast CEO Ted Harbert, Dave Salmoni, 50 Cent

This comedienne and late-night host became famous by writing the book My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands. Handler loves vodka and men, and goes through both at rapid rates. You’d think men would avoid her upon realizing their latest argument may become material for her act. But something about her brash charm is like a tractor beam. They’re powerless in her gaze.

Natalie Portman

Her Meals: Lukas Haas, Devendra Banhart, Gael Garcia Bernal, Jake Gyllenhaal

While Portman was able to steal away her baby-daddy, ballet dancer Benjamin Millepied, from his longtime girlfriend during the filming of Black Swan, that’s not nearly as scandalous as the rumor that she had a hand in Sean Penn’s divorce from Robin Wright last year. Just one more name on the expecting mother’s list that hopefully won’t see any more additions.

Kim Kardashian

Her Meals: Damon Thomas, Ray J, Reggie Bush, Miles Austin

While already a well-known socialite, Kardashian became even more notorious when her sex tape with rapper Ray J hit the public. Rather than go on the defensive and repair her image, Kardashian embraced it with a reality television series and by lining up a series of professional athletes on her doorstep. Even football star Terrell Owens made public his infatuation with her and hired a matchmaking service to set him up with a Kim look-alike. After her sister Khloe married Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom, Kim couldn’t be outdone and is now dating New Jersey Net Kris Humphries.

Drew Barrymore

Her Meals: Jamie Walters, Tom Green, Luke Wilson, Fabrizio Moretti, Justin Long

Barrymore doesn’t seem the type to make this list. She’s always so cute and lovable onscreen. But that’s just because we still remember her from E.T. While she’s reformed from the bad-girl days of her youth, she is still addicted to man-eating. Rockers, comedians, actors, commercial actors -- no one is safe from her jaws.

Jennifer Lopez

Her Meals: Wesley Snipes, Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, Chris Judd, Ben Affleck

If we were to provide a description of J. Lo’s “type,” it would have to start and end with the word “male.” Before her marriage to Latin gremlin Marc Anthony, she dated a host of vastly different actors,rappers and singers. Recently named the Most Beautiful Person in the world by People magazine at 41 years old, Lopez can still break hearts.

Scarlett Johansson

Her Meals: Jared Leto, Justin Timberlake, Josh Hartnett, Ryan Reynolds

ScarJo may still be young, but she has left a trail of male bodies in her wake. Despite saying in an interview that she doesn’t believe humans are instinctively monogamous, she married actor Ryan Reynolds in 2008. Two years later, their divorce is all over the headlines. Now she’s running around with Sean Penn. Yeah, there’s no way that won’t work out. 

Angelina Jolie

Her Meals: Jonny Lee Miller, Timothy Hutton, Billy Bob Thornton, Val Kilmer

The rumors, which we choose to believe, are such that, when Jolie and Brad Pitt first started their affair, the passionate sounds from their hotel room made fellow guests believe jungle cats had been let loose. Aside from being woman enough to break him and Jennifer Aniston up, you know she must be something to convince him to have all those children. 


Her Meals: Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Vanilla Ice, Dennis Rodman, Guy Ritchie, Jesus Luz, Alex Rodriguez

The only surprise here may be that Madonna is not number one on this list. The Material Girl has a long history of running through men and some women. She makes no bones about this in public or in her song lyrics. Sure, it seemed like she finally settled down with Guy Ritchie, but while Kabbalah promotes unconditional love, it also does generosity of spirit, the benefits of which Rodriguez was likely more than happy to reap.

Julia Roberts

Her Meals: Kiefer Sutherland, Jason Patric, Lyle Lovett, Matthew Perry, Liam Neeson, Dylan McDermott, Benjamin Bratt

Roberts plays America’s sweetheart on the silver screen, but she has a history of ripping them out of the chests of men left, right and center in real life. Her long-time relationship with Benjamin Bratt reportedly ended in an amicable split, but that’s only the beginning. She had been engaged to Dylan McDermott but jumped over to Kiefer Sutherland. That wedding was going to be huge, until she called it off mere days beforehand to run off with Sutherland’s one-time Lost Boys costar Jason Patric. To her credit, she did marry Lyle Lovett, only to divorce him after less than two years of marriage, maybe upon realizing that she had married Lyle Lovett.

Her man-eating ways know no bounds apparently, with her bringing an end to other people’s relationships as well, as when she met current husband Danny Moder while he was still married. There is a happy ending to this story, though, as they’ve been together for almost a decade. Here’s hoping she doesn’t start to channel her Pretty Woman character again.

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