What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I invented a new word!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and……cola."
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